Tom Attea

About Tom Attea

Tom Attea, creator of Newslaugh.com, has had six shows produced Off-Broadway and has written comedy for TV. Critics have called his writing ""delightfully funny" and "witty" with "good, genuine laughs."

Joe Lieberman Loses Democratic Primary; Republicans Celebrate

Poor Joe Lieberman – how fallen from grace is he and in such a sudden way. Just six years ago, the Democratic candidate for Vice President, today he finds himself unable to persuade his party to reelect him to a fourth term in the Senate.And,...
Date Posted: September 04, 2006

Al-Qaeda In Hell, Or Allah’s Surprising Ingratitude

Mohammed One raised his hands toward where he thought heaven might be, and wailed, “I can’t stand it anymore! Allah, have mercy!”But the sky, flame-streaked and smoky, remained unresponsive.
Date Posted: September 04, 2006

Make War As Make Nice; Israel’s Commendable But Costly Military Tactic

Has a nation every conducted a war like the one Israel waged against Hezbollah? Instead of the usual “war is hell,” it was more like an attempt to conduct war as make nice.Now that a cease fire is in place, fragile as it may be, let's...
Date Posted: September 04, 2006

Oil Update From BP: A Bear Ate The Pipeline

Earlier reports that BP closed its Alaska pipeline due to corrosion have turned out to be erroneous. The company, noticing growing rancor that it would allow such a vital link to corrode to the point of desuetude, altered its story, saying that...
Date Posted: September 02, 2006

Preacher Gets Religion; Is Overcome By Tolerance

The Reverence Gregory Gird, preacher at a thriving megachurch with 5,000 devoted members, caused quite a stir and lost 1,000 adherents when he gave a sermon in which he came right out and defended tolerance.There were early warning signs that he...
Date Posted: September 01, 2006

On Bullshit. Princeton Professor Publishes Lowdown Analysis

While browsing the philosophy section in a quaint and generally inaccessible bookshop, we came across a miniature tome we might have missed in conning the long shelves of a megastore.
Date Posted: September 01, 2006

Please, Don't Make Me Take A Vacation

"I never go on vacation," said a Manhattan real estate agent. "And when I do, I have my computer, my Palm, my e-mail and my cell phone with me at all times."It seems that our tech toys have become the adult equivalent of an...
Date Posted: August 31, 2006

Cereal Killers Must Be Stopped

The murderous maniacs just keep cropping up across the nation in one supermarket after another. They walk in, go straight to the cereal section and start to shoot at the cereal boxes. And they do it indiscriminately.
Date Posted: August 31, 2006

FDA Reconsiders Morning-After Pill, Now Renamed Marriage-After Pill

After years of delay, the FDA plans once again to reconsider the over-the-counter sales of the controversial Morning-After Pill, which the manufacturer has, due to the extensive passage of time, now renamed the Marriage-After Pill.Ready access to...
Date Posted: August 30, 2006

Holy Shiite! Anti-American Demonstration in Baghdad

As if the Bush administration didn’t have enough troubles in Iraq, now there’s been a demonstration in Baghdaddy by hundreds of thousands of Shiite Muslims which featured such deeply religious themes as calls of “Death to...
Date Posted: August 29, 2006