Nola L. Kelsey
Field Notes on Country Linguistics
As Suzy stammered, my ears perked up. For distraction I called out, Hey Kathy, put on another pot of coffee. Suzy spoke again. The fact is, gouging my own eyes out with a ketchup bottle would not have distracted me.
Date Posted: December 19, 2005
Country Lawn Maintenance - 10 Tips to Know Before You Mow
Practical survival skills should be fifty percent of what we study in school! Languishing twelve to sixteen years in the bowels of our education system should not leave American citizens unprepared to cope with perpetually running toilets.
Date Posted: December 19, 2005
Serengeti Safari - Memories of Miscommunications
The scene before me could be matched nowhere else on earth. Parched yellow grass spread out before us as far as the eye could see - broken only by the occasional umbrella tree and a few hundred thousand migrating wildebeest forming a dusty, thin...
Date Posted: December 12, 2005
Rural Relocation – Considerations and Adjustments
So youre thinking about going country? Its time to abandon the frenzy of city life, drop the G from the end of your verbs and trade your Gucci for goats.
Date Posted: December 10, 2005
Clothesline Fresh Country Myth Breaker # 17
Clothesline fresh, country fresh scent, smells like a country garden, those of us from the city have all seen our share of country clad laundry soap commercials. The token red barn glows in the distance. Closer in, clothes adorn the line.
Date Posted: December 06, 2005
Great Pyrenees Grooming Tips - Special Techniques for Large Breed Dogs
Large breed dogs pose special grooming dilemmas. The Great Pyrenees and other Bernard family members have cornered the market on that special combination of girth and hair.
Date Posted: December 05, 2005
Chicken Rearing 101 - How Not to Raise Chickens
Chick: A hatchlingCapon: A castrated male used for meat. (How much could that yield?)Pullet: A female chicken under one year old. Hen: A female chicken over one year of age Rooster: A male chicken over one year of age.Raising Chickens for the first...
Date Posted: December 02, 2005
Bat Ejection Techniques – Country Survival Course #27
People lie! They lie about the bliss of rural relocation. They lie about the size of fish they catch. They lie about being there for you. But, mostly, they lie about bats! Such a silly thing, yet no one can admit the ugly truth.
Date Posted: November 21, 2005
The Perks of Global Warming
Marya Mannes once wrote, The earth we abuse and the living things we kill will, in the end, take their revenge; for in exploiting their presence we are diminishing our future. Obviously Ms.
Date Posted: November 21, 2005
Milk Goats - Know Thy Enemy
Patience may be a virtue, but laughter is the only way to survive goat milking. You can strive for the perfect fencing. You must aim for good nutrition. But, dont kid yourself. When it comes to milking, you do not get the last word.
Date Posted: November 14, 2005
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