David Leonhardt
English Has Come A Long, Long Way...
I often wonder what would happen if Shakespeare were to be transported in a time machine to our world today. What would he think? How would he react?Yes, Willie would probably tell me "thou hast too much time on thy hands if thou spendeth it...
Date Posted: April 28, 2004
Caveman Jack's Self-cleaning Oven
We live in a self-cleaning oven. Not literally, of course. We would burn up if we did. Those things get really HOT! In fact, self-cleaning ovens get so hot that they burn orange juice to a crisp. They get so hot that they melt thermometers.
Date Posted: April 28, 2004
10 Things You Should Be Monitoring On Your Website
Every business needs to know how it is doing. That's the idea behind exit surveys, customer feedback forms, suggestion boxes and other devices. Without feedback from the customer, monitoring inventory, expenses, revenue and other benchmarks, a...
Date Posted: April 28, 2004
Dressing A Toddler, Whomever She Is Today
Some things we take for granted. Like getting dressed. Unless we are paraplegic, an absolute klutz or have just smoked far too much cabbage, getting dressed is a cinch.Sure, if you happen to be the winner of the 2004 Imelda Marcos Shoe Collection...
Date Posted: April 28, 2004
A New Job Opportunity
HR Lady stared at me across the desk. She was trying to size me up, to understand what makes me tick. I had explained that I wanted to work for MegaCorp, and that I was the perfect person to fill a position that had not even been...
Date Posted: April 07, 2004
I Am Biodegradable. My Writing Is Not.
My dad was wrong. I just discovered that I am good for nuthin' after all. In fact I've been good for nuthin' all along. I am 100% biodegradable and that means I can be recycled into nuthin'.
Date Posted: April 07, 2004
Hockey Rules in Real Life
"I went to the fights the other night...and a hockey game broke out."--Rodney Dangerfield.Every hockey fan has heard of Todd Bertuzzi. Bertuzzi plays for the Vancouver Canucks. Make that "fights" for the Vancouver Canucks.
Date Posted: April 07, 2004
Work-from-home Office Policies
It has come to our attention that self-employed people have somehow escaped the burden of "office policies". No longer. Now even work-from-home hermits can revel in the burden of "office policies." (This is part three of a...
Date Posted: March 19, 2004
Testimonials for Business Success
It's no secret that testimonials sell. Why should you believe me when I say my super-duper, new and improved, does-everything gizmo is the best of its kind?
Date Posted: March 19, 2004
What Is Web Site Monitoring All About?
What is web site monitoring all about? Here is Carl's story:Carl returned to the office after a tough day of negotiations. He still was not sure if the crucial deal was on or off, but dinner would soon be waiting and he had just enough time...
Date Posted: March 08, 2004