Humor Articles (Sorted by popularity)

Lose Your Job Now: 5 Tips to Get to Severance Heaven

You've schemed, you've scammed, you've plotted, but the elusive layoff has evaded you for the last time. Your desire to go to that spacious severance-package-in-the-sky needs to be fulfilled without further ado.
Gwendolyn A. LeeNovember 28, 2005

Will Brokeback Mountain Bring New Jeans Fashion Awareness For Gay Jeans?

You have heard about the epic love story set against the sweeping vistas of Wyoming and Texas, Brokeback Mountain tells the story of two young men - a ranch-hand and a rodeo cowboy - who meet in the summer of 1963, and unexpectedly forge a lifelong...
Semmy StumppFebruary 20, 2006

Holy Shiite! Anti-American Demonstration in Baghdad

As if the Bush administration didn’t have enough troubles in Iraq, now there’s been a demonstration in Baghdaddy by hundreds of thousands of Shiite Muslims which featured such deeply religious themes as calls of “Death to...
Tom AtteaAugust 29, 2006

Twisted Humor; Socks won’t cover this up!

I have had over the years (48 of them) a lot of time to review and participate in many different styles of humor and have studied their various effects on the human psyche.
Randy HarbisonAugust 21, 2006

You're Not On Mute, You Know

I am a multitasker. That is why I love the mute button when on a conference call in my home. It allows me to get a few small tasks done, let my dog in and out of the house and keep a running commentary going with the host, with no one the wiser.I...
Constance WeygandtMarch 20, 2006

Oil Update From BP: A Bear Ate The Pipeline

Earlier reports that BP closed its Alaska pipeline due to corrosion have turned out to be erroneous. The company, noticing growing rancor that it would allow such a vital link to corrode to the point of desuetude, altered its story, saying that...
Tom AtteaSeptember 02, 2006

Hezbollah Stars In Middle East’s First Polish Joke

Talking about dying for dumbbells. Here we have Hassan Nasrallah, the head of Hezbollah, admitting he assured Lebanese government officials that kidnapping Israeli soldiers was the only way to gain freedom for Hezbollah prisoners and that such a...
Tom AtteaAugust 21, 2006

Timothy Ward's Great Coloring Book Rebirth

I bought a coloring book yesterday from Wal-Mart. I hadn't colored in years and I got the strange urge to out of the blue. I also bought a 24-pack of Crayola crayons. The box says they are non-toxic which is a relief.
Timothy WardNovember 28, 2005

So You Wanna Have a College Degree Do Ya??

You come out of the front door of the house trailing drips of coffee and loose scraps of paper leaving the kid’s screams and the wife’s ‘be careful honey’ in your wake.
Arch McNabMarch 15, 2006

The Reptire

Our neighbors haven't built on their lot yet. I try to keep them informed with an occasional E mail or picture. A snake recently came from their lot to live on ours and terrorize me.
Bob WoodSeptember 24, 2005