Humor Articles (Sorted by popularity)
Warning: This Article Is A Waste Of Time
Today's topic, ladies and gentleman, is: Time. We're going to talk about time today because I never seem to have enough of it. And I figure that if I dedicate a whole column to the subject of time and stress some of it's finer points,...
Timothy WardSeptember 26, 2005
"Angry Chicken" Disease Peril to Chicken Soup Industry
NEW YORK, NY - The first suspected case of angry chicken disease in the United States was reported Tuesday and threatens to devastate the country's $98 billion chicken soup industry.A Holstein chicken from a farm in Manhattan was found to have...
Cy YablonskyJanuary 05, 2006
How To Get Even With Starbucks!
I am not a patient man. Nor am I overly devious. So although I haven't personally experienced the following hijinx, I have watched a guy I know go through this ritual, several times. Plus, I hate Starbucks coffee.
Craig GarberNovember 13, 2005
Special Delivery! Tips for Improving Your Humor
Delivering humorous speeches involves a lot more than simply having good material. Take some time to incorporate these tips into your presentations and watch the fun and laughter factors rise.In FunSigmund Freud wrote: "The most favorable...
Tom AntionAugust 24, 2005
The Girl of Friday
A centuries-old mystery has crossed my path again ...I mentioned in a recent article that there was a dispute in many academic quarters regarding the actual Viking deity being honored by the name, 'Friday.' The cold, hard fact is that...
J Square HumboldtJanuary 03, 2006
Land of the Rising Gas
Few people stop to think much about it when they fart. Unless ithappens on a crowded elevator,then everyone thinks about it.You may not have pondered the fact that there are over 400different kinds of gas in one human fart, and Japanese of course...
Kevin BurnsNovember 22, 2005
Bashing the Opposite Sex
Way back in time, when men used to roam the earth with club in hand, women prayed that the man who knocked her out cold was "the one" - the caveman of her dreams.Sadly though, many a headache and broken dream was the only result, as the...
Austin CulleyAugust 27, 2005
I Live in a Hundred Years Old House!
Its been over a century now since the time the construction of this house was begun. There were so many people who lived here, many of them died here
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Sayan ChalihaAugust 18, 2005
What Guys Really Want For Christmas!
Okay, ladies: listen up! I am here to tell you what men want for Christmas. It isnt cologne and it isnt some awful looking tie. Please! It could be NFL playoff tickets, but we know that prices for them are through the roof.
Matthew C. KeeganNovember 07, 2005
Old Man Potomac, He Just Keeps Rollin’ Along
Some days when we contemplate the divisive and deluded doings in DC, it helps to look away from the grandiose and revered buildings that have hosted our government since it was moved there from Philadelphia in 1800 and to contemplate the broad,...
Tom AtteaSeptember 08, 2006
