Warning: This article, along with all others I’ve linked to it, is posted in the ‘Humor’ category as is not to be taken seriously. Thusly, if you feel you do not have a sense of humor or are easily offended, you should shield your eyes from the following content. If you refuse to do so, I am in no way responsible for the horror that has been bestowed upon your eyes, the cramps you got because of laughing too hard/much or the stickiness of your keyboard, as a result of having spit out juice/soda/milk on it after/while you were reading the article. However, if the stickiness of your keyboard is due to masturbation at the computer, I strongly urge you to find a better hobby, as this could lead to your fingers falling off.

Here is some advice I can give you, based on your reactions to the content you are about to read:

- If you hated the content and think it was rude/racist/sexist, you should review what I’ve said in the above warning. A brief “I told you so” is in order.

- If you have no sense of humor, but still wanted to read the content, please request information about how/where to acquire one. Make sure you specify “sense of humor”, as other senses, such as a sense of decency, can lead to unwanted results.

- If you have a sense of humor, yet you hated my article, you may want to think about a humor transplant, as yours seems to be malfunctioning.

- If you loved my article so much that you’re going to quote it to your friends, be sure to send me a copyright fee.

- If you found the meaning of life in my article and have decided to build a temple and start a religion in my honor, thank you, I always welcome new followers. Also, a credit card is worth a thousand prayers.

- If you loved my article so much that you decided to make a sculpture of me in your own closet, strictly out of chewing gum, eraser bits or other such material…see a shrink…see him now!

- If you’re thinking “He can’t be serious!”, let me assure you, I very well can! I just don’t really want to…

- If you just think my article is cool and just want to congratulate me, feel free to e-mail the ArticleSet support team and place the burden of finding me on their heads. Why skip annoying some people?

- If you think you’re superior to me, you aren’t, except in being inferior.

- If you find a part of what I wrote to be insulting, that means that I struck a chord and therefore you have flaws, as opposed to me, as I am perfect in every way.

- If you are a female between the ages of 16 and 26 and liked my article, tradition dictates that you must send me nude photographs as a sign of appreciation. Personal visits are also accepted.

By the way, if you do not intend to have fun reading humor articles, don’t bother reading them at all, since they will only seem pointless and bring the wrath of Norse gods upon you, since they are the only ones who really know how to have fun.

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