Humor Articles (Sorted by date)

"Angry Chicken" Disease Peril to Chicken Soup Industry

NEW YORK, NY - The first suspected case of angry chicken disease in the United States was reported Tuesday and threatens to devastate the country's $98 billion chicken soup industry.A Holstein chicken from a farm in Manhattan was found to have...
Cy YablonskyJanuary 05, 2006

New York City is the Center of the Universe

New York, NY - It was discovered yesterday that New York is, indeed, the center of the Universe. Pooling the resources of the American Astrophysics Association, NASA, and We Are The World (NYC, that is), the four-year study analyzed the...
Cy YablonskyJanuary 05, 2006

Darwinism Gone Wild

I have been unable to verify the claim that this essay was written in a prestigious publication, but it is a witty use of twisted logic ..."Please make sure your read this carefully. It may change the way you think about your life and...
J Square HumboldtJanuary 03, 2006

Eternal Wit

Whoever said, "You can't take it with you" was obviously not referring to a sense of humor ...Here is a list of actual epitaphs from departed souls who clearly had more to say than the time to say it, or from their next of kin, who...
J Square HumboldtJanuary 03, 2006

Viking Trekkies

History weaves its influence into pop culture via many avenues ...One of the strangest is the Viking influence on Star Trek, especially The Next Generation.Ever since that series found the airwaves, I've often wondered if one or more of its...
J Square HumboldtJanuary 03, 2006

The Girl of Friday

A centuries-old mystery has crossed my path again ...I mentioned in a recent article that there was a dispute in many academic quarters regarding the actual Viking deity being honored by the name, 'Friday.' The cold, hard fact is that...
J Square HumboldtJanuary 03, 2006

Bumper Stickers Make a Statement

If you've ever found yourself inching up on the car in front of you to read their bumper stickers, you're not alone. Bumper stickers are a means of proclaiming your views on life, politics, sports, your religious affiliation, and virtually...
Chris RobertsonJanuary 03, 2006

Let's Associate With Funny Stuff

The two main phrases in comedy writing are: "what if" and "anything goes". They are catalysts for generating funny ideas."What if" challenges your imagination and "anything goes" takes you beyond your...
Cheng Guan, KherJanuary 02, 2006

Similarity Breeds Comedy

My last piece I talked about associating or pairing up opposites to produce funny ideas. Now we associate SIMILARITY or CONGRUITY; by puting the same or similar objects, person or animals together to engender laughter.One good example is a pair of...
Cheng Guan, KherJanuary 02, 2006

A Young American Abroad

Somewhere on the Edge of Lake Trasimeno, Summer 2002Elliot ran along the muddy shoreline with his lanky body bouncing up and down as he pulled his feet from the mud. It was his first time in Italy and his excitement had gotten the best of him.
Michael P. GeraceJanuary 02, 2006