Humor Articles (Sorted by date)

How To Write Funny Ideas

People are always curious as where do humorists get their wacky ideas all the time. Once awhile you may hit upon a funny line or silly joke, but to churn out an endless stream of funny ideas is no joke(no pun intended).So, where and how do the...
Cheng Guan, KherDecember 27, 2005

Opposite Attracts Laughter!

How do comedy writers come up with endless funny ideas? Basically they employ the technique called ASSOCIATION. They pair up or associate different images, words and thoughts together until they reach a hilarious result.The most popular and obvious...
Kher Cheng GuanDecember 27, 2005

Field Notes on Country Linguistics

As Suzy stammered, my ears perked up. For distraction I called out, “Hey Kathy, put on another pot of coffee.” Suzy spoke again. The fact is, gouging my own eyes out with a ketchup bottle would not have distracted me.
Nola L. KelseyDecember 19, 2005

Country Lawn Maintenance - 10 Tips to Know Before You Mow

Practical survival skills should be fifty percent of what we study in school! Languishing twelve to sixteen years in the bowels of our education system should not leave American citizens unprepared to cope with perpetually running toilets.
Nola L. KelseyDecember 19, 2005

Lizard Induced Schoolgirl Screams

Let me just make one thing clear before I proceed. I am generally an animal loving person. If a dog comes to my house and goes number one on the fence, fine no problem.Squirrels gather near the gate and perform acts sexual in nature, no big deal.But...
Abdul NusratDecember 12, 2005

Watching the NFL versus the MLB

Imagine placing two flat screen plasma TV’s side by side in your living room smack dab in front of your couch. You’ve got beer, snacks a-plenty and fresh batteries in your clicker.One TV has an NFL game on and the other has a Major League...
Jason OConnorDecember 10, 2005

Rural Relocation – Considerations and Adjustments

So you’re thinking about going country? It’s time to abandon the frenzy of city life, drop the ‘G’ from the end of your verbs and trade your Gucci for goats.
Nola L. KelseyDecember 10, 2005

Lose Your Job Now: 5 Tips to Get to Severance Heaven

You've schemed, you've scammed, you've plotted, but the elusive layoff has evaded you for the last time. Your desire to go to that spacious severance-package-in-the-sky needs to be fulfilled without further ado.
Gwendolyn A. LeeNovember 28, 2005

Timothy Ward's Great Coloring Book Rebirth

I bought a coloring book yesterday from Wal-Mart. I hadn't colored in years and I got the strange urge to out of the blue. I also bought a 24-pack of Crayola crayons. The box says they are non-toxic which is a relief.
Timothy WardNovember 28, 2005

Land of the Rising Gas

Few people stop to think much about it when they fart. Unless ithappens on a crowded elevator,then everyone thinks about it.You may not have pondered the fact that there are over 400different kinds of gas in one human fart, and Japanese of course...
Kevin BurnsNovember 22, 2005