Humor Articles (Sorted by date)

The Perks of Global Warming

Marya Mannes once wrote, “The earth we abuse and the living things we kill will, in the end, take their revenge; for in exploiting their presence we are diminishing our future.” Obviously Ms.
Nola L. KelseyNovember 21, 2005

Your Holiday To-Don't List: Key to Surviving Obsessive Giving Disorder

The gods don’t ask for human sacrifice anymore, do they? Then why do millions of women turn themselves into burnt offerings each winter?It hits about mid-November: Obsessive Giving Disorder. Turning ordinary women into Nurturing Ninjas.
Joan BechtelNovember 21, 2005

Fun Ideas For The Holidays

The holiday season is a great time to share some smiles and laughs! And holiday humor helps you develop a well-tuned humor radar.1. Have a humorous gift exchange at your holiday party.
John KindeNovember 14, 2005

Balloon Animals

More then ever before, I have seen the rise in restaurants providing table side entertainment. While you wait to be seated, or for your meal to come, you can be entertained by a skilled magician or a fancy balloon animal. This is wonderful.
Michael FloydNovember 14, 2005

Bad Breath Terminology

We all know someone who has bad breath. Still, you may not be current on all the slang associated with this unfortunate condition. Not to worry, my friend.
Kingston AmadanNovember 13, 2005

Double Peppermint Schnapps on the Rocks

Many years ago when I was young, attractive and a viable commodity on the dating market, I was employed as a bartender. Believe it or not, I actually went to "school" to learn this trade.
Kingston AmadanNovember 13, 2005

The Food Pyramid

Just a few calories ago, the government revised the food pyramid. You can see it at http://www.mypyramid.gov/It has a snazzy new logo with a stick figure dashing up the Steps To a Healthier You on the side of the pyramid.
Bob WoodNovember 13, 2005

How To Get Even With Starbucks!

I am not a patient man. Nor am I overly devious. So although I haven't personally experienced the following hijinx, I have watched a guy I know go through this ritual, several times. Plus, I hate Starbucks coffee.
Craig GarberNovember 13, 2005

Should I Shop Online Or Offline? A Shoppers' Guide

I went shopping with my wife the other day, to a British city centre nearby. My ordeal lasted ten hours. During many idle moments, I compiled this rough guide for shoppers who are unsure whether to shop online or offline in future.I decided that...
Steve HawkerNovember 10, 2005

Reminisce and Have Fun With Refrigerator Magnets

It can be confidently said that a vast majority of refrigerators here in America has at least two or more refrigerator magnets attached to them. Every single person I know has them, especially if there are kids in the household.
Sara JenkinsNovember 10, 2005