Humor Articles (Sorted by date)
Chicago Criminalizes Foie Gras
The Chicago City Council has voted to criminalize foie gras. An alderman who is a member of the questionable culinary group maintains that the delicious delicacy represents a case of cruelty to animals, since the geese and ducks that produce it are...
Tom AtteaSeptember 07, 2006
10 Inspirational Quotes - "Life With Woody"
It might take a little coffee or probably a few rounds of beer or any other booze you could get your hands on when it comes to relaxing after a hard day's work.
Scott A. SuttonSeptember 06, 2006
Tuna Safe - Thongs in a Can
How it HappenedI was alone @ home late one night after one, two or three too many vodka & cranberries. Dog-hungry, I started clambering about the kitchen in search of sustenance.
Cristian PartanSeptember 06, 2006
Foiled Again! The Attack Of The Citizen Killers
Thanks to British intelligence, with a little help from a wise and noble Muslim informer, another attack by Al-Qaeda has been foiled. And just in the turban of time.
Tom AtteaSeptember 05, 2006
Survey Shows Americans Not As Polarized As Politicians And Newscasters
A new survey by Whew! Research reveals that Americans are not as polarized as politicians and newscasters on supposedly divisive issues like abortion, gay marriage and stem cell research."Despite talk of 'culture wars' and the high...
Tom AtteaSeptember 05, 2006
France and America Agree On An Issue; Both Nations Declare National Holiday
Mark this date on your calendar: August 8, 2006. It was on this day that the rarest diplomatic event of modern times took place. France and America agreed on something, specifically, the wording of the resolution before the UN on the cessation of...
Tom AtteaSeptember 05, 2006
Joe Lieberman Loses Democratic Primary; Republicans Celebrate
Poor Joe Lieberman how fallen from grace is he and in such a sudden way. Just six years ago, the Democratic candidate for Vice President, today he finds himself unable to persuade his party to reelect him to a fourth term in the Senate.And,...
Tom AtteaSeptember 04, 2006
Al-Qaeda In Hell, Or Allah’s Surprising Ingratitude
Mohammed One raised his hands toward where he thought heaven might be, and wailed, I cant stand it anymore! Allah, have mercy!But the sky, flame-streaked and smoky, remained unresponsive.
Tom AtteaSeptember 04, 2006
Make War As Make Nice; Israel’s Commendable But Costly Military Tactic
Has a nation every conducted a war like the one Israel waged against Hezbollah? Instead of the usual war is hell, it was more like an attempt to conduct war as make nice.Now that a cease fire is in place, fragile as it may be, let's...
Tom AtteaSeptember 04, 2006
Oil Update From BP: A Bear Ate The Pipeline
Earlier reports that BP closed its Alaska pipeline due to corrosion have turned out to be erroneous. The company, noticing growing rancor that it would allow such a vital link to corrode to the point of desuetude, altered its story, saying that...
Tom AtteaSeptember 02, 2006
