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Preacher Gets Religion; Is Overcome By Tolerance

The Reverence Gregory Gird, preacher at a thriving megachurch with 5,000 devoted members, caused quite a stir and lost 1,000 adherents when he gave a sermon in which he came right out and defended tolerance.There were early warning signs that he...
Tom AtteaSeptember 01, 2006

On Bullshit. Princeton Professor Publishes Lowdown Analysis

While browsing the philosophy section in a quaint and generally inaccessible bookshop, we came across a miniature tome we might have missed in conning the long shelves of a megastore.
Tom AtteaSeptember 01, 2006

Please, Don't Make Me Take A Vacation

"I never go on vacation," said a Manhattan real estate agent. "And when I do, I have my computer, my Palm, my e-mail and my cell phone with me at all times."It seems that our tech toys have become the adult equivalent of an...
Tom AtteaAugust 31, 2006

Cereal Killers Must Be Stopped

The murderous maniacs just keep cropping up across the nation in one supermarket after another. They walk in, go straight to the cereal section and start to shoot at the cereal boxes. And they do it indiscriminately.
Tom AtteaAugust 31, 2006

FDA Reconsiders Morning-After Pill, Now Renamed Marriage-After Pill

After years of delay, the FDA plans once again to reconsider the over-the-counter sales of the controversial Morning-After Pill, which the manufacturer has, due to the extensive passage of time, now renamed the Marriage-After Pill.Ready access to...
Tom AtteaAugust 30, 2006

Holy Shiite! Anti-American Demonstration in Baghdad

As if the Bush administration didn’t have enough troubles in Iraq, now there’s been a demonstration in Baghdaddy by hundreds of thousands of Shiite Muslims which featured such deeply religious themes as calls of “Death to...
Tom AtteaAugust 29, 2006

Hillary Clinton Loses Patience; Demands Own Resignation

In a surprising turn of political morphing, Hillary Clinton announced that she has lost patience with herself and plans to demand her own resignation from the Senate.Fresh from her miscalculated call for the resignation of Secretary of Defense...
Tom AtteaAugust 29, 2006

Tony Blair - Perhaps The Cleverest Monkey On The World’S Political Stage

While George Bush waved as he headed off to Texas for a holiday, Tony Blair’s office announced that he was delaying his holiday to help work out a UN resolution for a ceasefire in Lebanon."This is obviously a critical time.
Tom AtteaAugust 28, 2006

Cuba Libre? Not Yet, Amigo! Castro Survives; Millions Mourn

When word finally passed the lips of the communist regime in Cuba that Fidel Castro might be on his way to where his enemigos would like to see him go, Cubans in and out of the island nation celebrated.
Tom AtteaAugust 28, 2006

Hassan Nasrallah Destroys Own Country; Hailed As Hero

If we remember correctly, a person becomes a national hero when he saves, or at least helps save, his country. So we’re a bit perplexed that Hassan Nasrallah, the supposed leader of Hezbollah, who is patiently but effectively destroying his...
Tom AtteaAugust 28, 2006