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President Of Iran Orders Language Cleansing: Pizza To Be Renamed "Elastic Loaf."

Carefully examining the many threats to Iran, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad detected them even in the foreign words and phrases that have managed to slip into the Persian language.
Tom AtteaAugust 28, 2006

PBS Fires Cinderella; Calls Display Of Bare Foot Scandalous

As if it wasn’t enough that PBS, the bastion of culture at the broadcast level, fired the host of the toddlertainment, ‘The Good Night Show.’ Reason given: The sweet thing, by the name of Melanie Martinez, who is beloved by moms and...
Tom AtteaAugust 27, 2006

Mike Wallace, The Clever Monkey of the Week, attempts to increase interest in an interview by calling the madman of Iran “impressive”

After what we are told was a long pursuit of the unfortunate interview, Mike Wallace was finally summoned to Tehran for a meeting with the resident madman, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
Tom AtteaAugust 27, 2006

Uncle Sam’s Shaky Transition To Empire; Having The Right Strategy Should Would Help

Uncomfortable as we may be with the inadvertence, we have entered the age of The American Empire. We didn’t ask for it, but here it is, like an overgrown eagle that decided, surprisingly enough, to flap into our laps.
Tom AtteaAugust 21, 2006

Ten Things To Worry About And Ten Not To Worry About; Let’s Make A List

In these worrisome times, we note that we’re inclined to become so occupied with worry that we lose sight of our obligation to set aside a prudent portion of our lives to be glad we’re alive, so when the trip is over, we can think, Gee,...
Tom AtteaAugust 21, 2006

Hezbollah Stars In Middle East’s First Polish Joke

Talking about dying for dumbbells. Here we have Hassan Nasrallah, the head of Hezbollah, admitting he assured Lebanese government officials that kidnapping Israeli soldiers was the only way to gain freedom for Hezbollah prisoners and that such a...
Tom AtteaAugust 21, 2006

Muslim Women Prepare Undercover Rebellion; Use Internet To Order Bikinis

Muslim women, condemned to wear, even when sandy temps soar, clothes that curiously resemble what nuns usually wore before they lightened up their outfits, are rumored to be preparing a rebellion that is scheduled for a date that is being kept under...
Tom AtteaAugust 21, 2006

Prime Minister Of Iraq Visits Washington; Promises To Buy New Shaver

Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki made his first visit to Washington, where he met with President Bush, who noted that, despite the Prime Minister’s efforts to shave every day, he has a persistently dark and generally unelectable stubble.Mr.
Tom AtteaAugust 21, 2006

Just Say No To Sex; Dr. Coburn Shows You How!

(Extended spoof, presented In 10 installments of 4 pages each. This is the ninth installment; previous ones are presented on this site or at www.newslaugh.com below each new installment, in case you miss one or more.)“I mean, I like you too...
Tom AtteaAugust 21, 2006

New Books About Science And Religion: Same Old Arguments, So Here’s A New One

Once in a while, there’s a proliferation of new books about the junction or disjunction of science and religion. Here are seven new ones by people with distinguished scientific credentials but constrained capacities in the philosophy of...
Tom AtteaAugust 21, 2006