Humor Articles (Sorted by date)

How President Garfield Died; Or Being Grateful For Modern Medicine, Despite The Cost

Want to be grateful for modern medicine, despite the way it can wreck the health of your wallet? All you have to do is read about President Garfield’s medical care circa 1880 when he was shot by an assassin.The tale of woe came to our attention...
Tom AtteaAugust 21, 2006

Fun with the Home Defibrillator / Aug 2006 Moron Of The Month Award

Fun with the Home Defibrillator / Aug 2006 Moron Of The Month AwardThis month's winner is a very special product. It's the Home Defibrillator.
Robert ClaytonAugust 21, 2006

Twisted Humor; Socks won’t cover this up!

I have had over the years (48 of them) a lot of time to review and participate in many different styles of humor and have studied their various effects on the human psyche.
Randy HarbisonAugust 21, 2006

Have Simple Labels Gone Out The WIndow?

Frivolous lawsuit claims are taking labeling in a whole new direction that borderline on silliness. Some labels wording is so off that you wonder what the manufacturer was thinking.
Samson BatesonAugust 21, 2006

French Youths Protest Pink-Slip Rule

French Youth, concerned about a new law that would permit employers to fire people, without an explanation, within two years of being hired, continued to stage widespread protests against the reform measure. The bill, which is intended to...
Tom AtteaApril 19, 2006

Saddam Hussein Seeks Mcdonald's Franchise

Saddam Hussein, in his latest bid to escape execution for crimes against his own people, has applied to McDonald’s for a franchise. The application is widely regarded as a move by his defense team to convince the court that, if his life is...
Tom AtteaApril 19, 2006

Dying For Fame And Fortune

SadHardly a week goes by where we do not see the face of a hitherto anonymous person achieving instant fame and misfortune by killing someone or committing some other certainly punishable act.We suspect a deep need on the part of many of these...
Tom AtteaApril 19, 2006

Facing Defeat In War Of Words In Iraq, U. S. Launces Operation Thesaurus

The U. S., admitting is has been losing the war of words in Iraq, has launched a new offensive, dubbed Operation Thesaurus. It is aimed at rooting out the euphemistic resources of the enemy, wherever they may be lurking.
Tom AtteaApril 03, 2006

Bin Laden Reevaluates Business Model

Osama Bin Laden, reportedly hiding in a mud hut in the wilds of the remote tribal region of Pakistan or, due to a lifetime of luxurious pampering and his need for dialysis, holed up in a basement in Karachi or dilating in the splendors of a...
Tom AtteaApril 03, 2006

Malice In “I Wonder Who I Am” Land

For many years I maintained confidence in my personal identity. I knew exactly who I was and was quite comfortable in my skin. Although, I must confess my skin used to fit me better than it does these days.Recently several things happened to shake...
James L. SnyderApril 03, 2006